Sophie and Sian 2nd September 2010
Rosie: I could so PR this for you, make sure your seen with a really cool guy, a Justin Beiber look a like
Kevin: don’t talk daft
Sally: she doesn’t need any PR
Rosie: everybody at that wedding thinks I have a lesbian sister
Sophie: how is this now about you?
Kevin: will you pass us that butter Sal
Sally: Claire Peacock has never got over the house swap, she’s not mentally ill, she’s not semi-detached either that’s her problem, making nasty accusations because she’s jealous, lesbian my eye, it’s called friendship not that hers are queuing round the block. There are no dungarees in this house thank you very much
Kevin: I thought you would want me to keep my big gob shut
Sophie: yeah definitely, you heard my mum, nasty accusations, like being gay is disgusting
Kevin: hey, you’re 15, you don’t know what you are
Sophie: dad I am in love with a girl, ok and you’re the one that’s confused by that not me
Kevin: okay, I may say the wrong thing. I’m just your clumsy old dad and I’m not very er, PC
Sophie: just don’t call me confused, okay, because it’s really insulting
Kevin: okay
Sophie: and Sian’s not confused either, she’s just bricking it in case her dad finds out
Kevin: and were you bricking it about telling me
Sophie: yeah I suppose I just didn’t want you to be disappointed in me
Kevin: that would never happen
Sophie: yeah you say that, don’t you but deep down
Kevin: your 15, you know it could be a phase, fizzle out
Sophie: you wish, have you ever thought about kissing Tyrone or Ashley?
Kevin: no, why have you?
Sophie: no look dad, you know your straight, okay I know I’m not
Kevin: come here
Sophie: I don’t want mum to know though
Kevin: you underestimate her
Sophie: no dad because you know what she’s like, she’ll get mad and she’ll stop me from seeing Sian
Kevin: oh, she’ll be really hurt that you didn’t trust her
Sophie: no you can’t tell her because if you tell her…
Kevin: okay
Sophie: you know what the doctor said, they told her not to get stressed and this will really stress her out
Kevin: hey, hand on heart, you’ve never disappointed me, you wouldn’t know how to, I respect you and I’ll support you always
Sophie: will you be happy for me
Kevin: I’ll get there
Sunita: I can’t believe your trying to pass the buck like this
Claire: I’m not
Sunita: Sophie and Sian are good girls
Claire: I just wanted you to have all the facts
Dev: facts are our son almost died and all your worried about is how to save your neck
Kevin: Sally leave it
Sally: call my daughter a lesbian again and I’m going to get a solicitor on you for slander
Kevin: leave it
Sally: do you hear me? I mean your still not a full shell maybe you need to get a solicitor of your own, you can sue the NHS, lesbian my eye
Sophie: don’t worry I’m not going to kiss you
Sian: sorry, is it me or are people looking at us funny
Sophie: it’s you
Sian: have you been crying?
Sophie: yeah why haven’t you?
Sian: only when I’m awake
Sophie: look I told my dad it’s true
Sian: you never, Sophie!
Sophie: I needed to
Sian: yeah well I needed you to keep your gob shut
Sophie: well, sorry
Sian: we said we’d deny it
Sophie: Sian, he’s my dad, I wanted to
Sian: I can’t believe you’ve done this to me
Sophie: and he didn’t freak out and he says he still loves me and…
Sian: yeah I’m made up for you Soph
Sophie: he wants me to tell my mum
Sian: oh why don’t we hire the town hall out, ey, and make a big announcement about it
Sophie: and he will end up telling her and when he does, I know she won’t let me see you again
Sian: you can visit my grave can’t you after my dad’s murdered me
Ryan: I believe the cats out the bag girls, congratulations
Sophie: this place is like a goldfish bowl
Sian: it’s just going to get worse and worse, I can’t not see you
Sophie: same
Sian: look why don’t we just get off, disappear?
Sophie: you mean like run away?
Sian: it’s the only way we can stay together, yeah
Sophie: yeah
Sian: go
Sally: I’m sorry I blew my top before
Kevin: it’s alright at least I know your better, back to normal
Sally: you’re supposed to apologise too
Kevin: ey?
Sally: that’s what apologies are Kevin, we meet each other half way
Kevin: and what have I done?
Sally: well if you backed me up a bit with Claire Peacock, defended your daughter’s name. Kevin, she’s being called a lesbian left right and centre because of that silly cow
Kevin: would it be so bad? I’m serious, if you found out Sophie was gay, would your sky fall in?
Sally: what are you saying?
Kevin: Claire’s right, Sian’s more than Sophie’s mate, they’re a couple
Rosie: I don’t believe it, I’ve not been wolf-whistled once today…where are you skulking of to? Er please tell me you’re not running away
Sophie: you’ve got it in one
Rosie: Sophie, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to tough it out, there’s people going to think it’s true
Sophie: it is true, ok, it’s true, I’m in love with Sian and if I stick around here any longer Rosie people are going to try and split us up, especially my mum. Please say something, please
Rosie: Sophie, why didn’t you tell me?
Sophie: because it was easier not to, because I never found the right moment, because I was bricking it, I don’t know how long have you got?
Rosie: yeah but I’m your sister
Sophie: it’s the type of news where everyone goes all weird on you innit, remember, Justin Beiber
Rosie: Sophie I would never, neer have said that if I had known
Sophie: because apparently I need a PR strategy yeah because I’ve been called the worst thing in the world
Rosie: Sophie, I’m a stupid cow and you know that, you know, Sophie I wish I was the kind of sister that you could talk too
Sophie: yeah well you are now
Rosie: right um, it’s all I’ve got
Sophie: thank you, tell mum and dad not to worry okay, I’ll be fine, I’ve got to go
Rosie: be careful yeah
Kevin: come on Sal, we’ve faced worse, you should know that better than anyone
Sally: don’t lecture me Kevin, she’s confused that’s all
Kevin: she didn’t sound confused to me
Sally: teenage hormones, Sian would have just led her on
Kevin: she said they’re in love
Sally: why did she confide in you and not in me?
Kevin: because she didn’t want you getting stressed, you said Claire’s been making nasty allegations
Sally: I did didn’t I? Kevin I don’t think lesbians are nasty, of course I don’t, I mean Mary Queen of Shops, she’s a lesbian
Kevin: who?
Sally: Mary Queen of Shops, and I love Mary Queen of Shops, Sophie knows that, we’ve watched her together loads of times. Why didn’t she tell you and not me? I’m her mum
Kevin: well, maybe I was in the right place at the right time, look she’s got it of her chest now, it can’t have been easier for her
Sally: you know Kevin life is had enough when you’re straight, her life is going to be so hard
Sian: one sleeping bag and one large chocolate bar
Sophie: Well i've got four Royal Galas, two tangerines and two cans of lemonade
Sian: sorted
Sophie: Not
Sian: Not, so umm I was thinking Scarborough, maybe
Sophie: What the lesbian capital of europe?
Sian: no there's bar jobs and waitressing jobs, I mean how much money have you got?
Sophie: £23, our rosie gave it to me
Sian: she know's you've legged it
Sophie: She knows everything, and before you start kicking off she was so supportive she even emptied out her purse for us
Sian: now I wish I had a sister
Sophie: you can share mine, she's a mare
Sally: Sophie? Sophie?
Kevin: Has sophie gone out?
Rosie: something like that, mum she left you this
Sally: oh Kevin, we're too late
Rosie: oh come on mum, don't cry, they're gunna be alright
Kevin: where have they gone?
Rosie: i don't know, dad I really don't know
Sally: when did she go?
Rosie: about an hour ago, she went to see sian she was dead happy
Sally: she would rather sleep on the streets than stop here, we've got to find her kevin, we've got to
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