Sophie and Sian 27th September 2010
Sally: Sian, why don’t we get you parents over later
Sophie: for what, round 2?
Sally: no for a talk, look I’ve been thinking, I mean we can’t go on like this can we? I mean it’s fine you stopping over here for a few days, but we can’t go on forever can we
Sian: yeah but you saw what my dad was like yesterday
Sally: well we’ll make sure your mum is here too
Sian: yeah and what good is that going to do
Sally: well he’s slept on it, he’s bound to be calmer
Sian: oh I don’t know
Sally: what’s your mums number?
Sally: morning
Rita: hello love
Norris: Sally, I hear your daughters back safe and sound after her well, divertissement
Sally: if I knew what that meant Norris I might be able to answer you
Norris: what was the reasoning behind the disappearance
Sally: I just came in to get something for my cousins birthday
Sally: well you can hardly pretend it’s a well kept secret that your daughters gay
Rita: Norris, why don’t you go and put the kettle on
Norris: I’m not thirsty
Rita: well I am…now then Sally love, how you feeling?
Sally: fine
Rita: well I was just wondering do you fancy going for a coffee later at Roy’s?
Rita: you must be glad to have Sophie back, is Sophie gay? Well how wonderful, how wonderful that you bought her up so well, she knows her own mind and what she wants from life and bright enough to get her head around it. Not so easy for the likes of you and me though ey? And isn’t it great that this is 2010 and she hasn’t got to hide anything, like she would have hen I was younger, and when you were younger
Sally: she’s my baby
Rita: and that hasn’t changed
Sally: I phoned in work, I told Carla the truth that I couldn’t come in because of what had happened and do you know what she said I understand Sally because my niece is a dyke, I mean gay is bad enough, lesbian I struggle with but dyke, why are there so many words for it? Words that sound so hateful, I mean why can’t she just be normal
Rita: she is normal Sally
Sally: she’s a pretty girl she’s got lovely hair, long hair and she wears make up
Rita: oh Sally
Sally: I can’t be honest with her, I can’t tell her I’m struggling with it, if I tell her the truth she’s going to run of again. Pretending is just killing me
Kevin: alright
Janet: hiya Sian
Sian: hiya
Kevin: Vinnie
Vinnie: alright
Janet: ah Sian
Vinnie: yeah alright less of the waterworks
Janet: Vinnie
Kevin: look we’ve asked you round here to try and clear the air a bit
Sally: hi
Janet: thanks for putting her up
Sally: that’s ok
Vinnie: look I’m not being funny, I know you two are probably like dead PC and all that yeah but we’re not, pack your bags Sian we’re going
Kevin: hey, Sal’s made some posh coffee through there
Vinnie: come on Sian we can sort this out if we just get you away from here
Sally: and what do you mean by that?
Kevin: Sophie’s not a bad influence
Vinnie: oh isn’t she
Sian: dad!
Sally: hey this isn’t some house of ill repute
Vinnie: funny how my daughter was no lesso before she hooked up with your freak of a daughter
Sophie: dad
Sally: Kevin
Kevin: you just take that back
Vinnie: what is this the playground?
Sally: girls why don’t you go in the conservatory and we’ll try and talk ey
Vinnie: I’m not stopping here
Janet: you are
Sophie: come on Sian
Vinnie: we’ve got nothing to say on the matter
Janet: speak for yourself
Vinnie: oh I stand corrected, yeah I’ve got plenty to say, it’s just you two might not like to hear it because you’re a pair of bleeding heart liberals
Kevin: what?
Sally: how do you take your coffee?
Janet: white, one sugar
Kevin: Vinnie?
Vinnie: I don’t want anything of yours mate
Janet: he has a white, two sugars
Sally: I’ve got some nice biscuits, would you like to sit soft?
Julie: anywho, what Sally like, bunking off, just because their Sophie’s on your bus. I mean you think she would be thrilled. She likes being a cut above that one
Sean: I fell like I should go and talk to them
Julie: as a fellow homosexualist
Sean: I just think it might help, let them know how my mum and dad reacted
Fizz: yeah maybe you should
Julie: oh I remember when my cousin Christopher told me, he was dressed as Liza-Minnelli, he took my hand and he said
Sean: are you blind Julie
Julie: I’m not like other men juge
Fizz: juge?
Julie: oh it’s what he always called me, it was short for juganoshkatwinkletoes, it’s a gay thing
Sean: no it’s not
Vinnie: I know who’s fault this is
Janet: yours for dragging her to too many football matches
Kevin: it’s nobodies fault
Vinnie: it’s yours, for making her go to that church all the time
Janet: since when did going to church turn you gay?
Vinnie: blokes in dresses, it’s not right
Janet: oh shut up Vinnie
Sally: hey, they’re in the conservatory they can here you, you know
Vinnie: she needs kicking into touch
Sally: she needs your support
Kevin: look we know it’s hard to get your head around, don’t think it never knocked us for six but they love each other
Vinnie: and you think this is alright do you?
Kevin: so what if I do? There’s no law against it
Sally: no there has never been a law against lesbians I’ve googled it
Vinnie: there should be a law against you two, encouraging it under your own roof
Sian: dad!
Kevin: you don’t come in to my house and speak to me like that
Sophie: you tell him dad
Vinnie: you invited me, you begged me to stay, you want locking up
Kevin: Sophie’s no fool you know
Sian: yeah and neither am I
Vinnie: no but she’s twisted my daughters mind, she’s abused her
Sophie: oh, shut your mouth
Sian: get a grip
Kevin: get out
Vinnie: Sian’s 15
Sian: I’m 16 actually, that just shows how much you know
Kevin: get out before I throw you out
Janet: Vinnie, I think you better go, you’re being no good to nobody
Vinnie: you don’t scare me mate
Kevin: I’m not your mate, Vinnie
Vinnie: do you know what you sit around here, saying it’s all ok, do your worst, get the weirdo’s married of for all I care because guess what
Janet: he’s always liked the sound of his own voice
Vinnie: I’m over it, I wash my hands of you
Sian: yeah snap
Vinnie: you’re not my daughter anymore
Janet: now you can see why we split up
Sophie: Sian, I hate this. All we seem to be doing is just.. upsetting people.
Sian: Do you know what, stuff ‘em. I can pack school in, I can get a job, get a flat.. we can live together Sophie, you and me
Sophie: Sian, you can’t just give everything up, chuck everything away, just like that, just because of me
Sian: It’s not just because of you is it, it’s because of me. Because of them in there, my so-called mum and dad, my so-called family, and my so-called life
Sophie: Look, they’ll come round to the idea. I bet any money on it
Sian: There’s not enough money in the world to bet on that one.
Janet: look I know it comes out all wrong but he means well
Sally: well he didn’t seem that well-meaning before
Janet: and I kind of know where he’s coming from, I mean the age of them, Sally
Sally: I mean, I might not go to church like you do Janet but I did bring both my girls up with very good morals
Rosie: ah my god, I have never been poked and prodded so much in my life, hey babe, if I had a pound for every guy that pinched my bum today,I could get a boob job the size of Jordan
Janet: hi
Rosie: don’t look down your nose at me, Rosie went to private school
Janet: which one, St Trinians?
Sally: I can’t see why Sian can’t live with you, I’m sure she would absolutely love that, I mean you are her mother
Janet: look I’ve got no problem with our Sian being a gay, each to their own I say it’s just…
Sally: well hallelujah at that, at last
Janet: well things are really hard at the moment, I’ve got this new partner, he’s just moved in
Sian: I don’t want to live with you anyway
Janet: joesph they call him, sells fruit machines, place is full of them
Sian: my bedroom is full of them you mean
Sally: well if her own mother doesn’t want her
Janet: don’t make me out to be the villain; I’m a good mother
Sally: oh yeah your love life is more important than your daughter
Janet: well she never went without did you Sian?
Sally: well she’s going without a roof over her head
Janet: I’ve never had much luck in my life have I Sian?
Sian: oh so it’s you I get that from is it?
Janet: and I really want to make a go of it with joesph
Sally: I wonder why you ever had kids in the first place
Janet: thanks for the tea, only er
Rosie: I don’t understand what the problem is, lesbians are well cool, especially the lipstick ones
Janet: I’ve got no problem with lesbians, no matter what flavour they come in, you know where I am if you need me love
Sian: Thank you Sally, for sticking up for me with my mum and dad, I wish they were like you, I wish you were my mum
Sally: don’t say that Sian, I’m hardly mother Theresa
Sian: no I mean it
Sally: do you need to get some more stuff from your dads? You can stay here as long as you want obviously under the condition that you behave yourselves
Rosie: yeah so that means no ripping each others clothes off while we’re watching midsummer murders
Sally: Rosie
Sophie: come on we took the vow of chastity, lets go and unpack some more of your stuff ey
Sian: ok, thank you
Rosie: oh isn’t it great
Sally: what?
Rosie: the whole lesbo vibe I love it
Sally: I hope you don’t turn into one and all
Kevin: hows it going?
Sally: I hate this
Kevin: you’re doing great
Sally: no I’m not I keep thinking
Kevin: what?
Sally: she’ll never have a family
Kevin: look it’s different from when we were young, course she can have a family, she can have as many kids as she wants, adoption…
Sally: oh alright, you don’t have to go into detail
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