Sophie and Sian 16th August 2010
Sally: me and your dad are going to be checking up on you all day, so I don’t want to find anyone round here
Sophie: you mean Sian?
Sally: I mean anyone but especially not Sian and I don’t want you leaving this house
Sophie: oh, so what happens if it sets on fire and I start burning to death?
Sally: ah, just phone me or your dad and we’ll come let you out
Sophie: oh, may as well get an ASBO slapped on me
Sally: I’m sorry Sophie but you’ve only got yourself to blame for all this, anyway I’m going to work, see you later
Kevin: all right see you later
Sophie: go on, tell me it’s all my fault
Kevin: it is your fault
Sophie: why what’s the big deal, I went to a festival
Kevin: yeah after we said you couldn’t go
Sophie: so what!
Kevin: you lied to us
Sophie: you’re such a hypocrite
Kevin: and what’s that supposed to mean?
Sophie: like you’ve never lied to us before
Kevin: yeah well maybe I don’t want you turning out like me, maybe I want better for you
Sophie: why? What’s so wrong about you?
Kevin: look just keep your head down for a few days, it will all blow over
Sophie: all right
Kevin: right I’ve got to go, I’ll see you later
Sophie: Sian I am so bored. It’s like being under house arrest. I was that bored before I even tidied my room, yeah hovered it and everything. Ay don’t think I’m turning into my mum do you? No she’s still being a right fascist cow, I don’t even know what her problem is…mum!
Sally: hi, this is the fascist cow here, sorry Sophie’s got to go now bye
Sophie: mum, I was speaking to Sian
Sally: I told you I don’t want you speaking to her
Sophie: no, you told me that you didn’t want me to see her
Sally: I don’t want you seeing her, phoning her or talking to her on that stripe thing
Sophie: mum, it’s called skype
Sally: well, I don’t care what it’s called
Sophie: right I won’t speak to her, please can I have my phone back?
Sally: no
Sophie: what do you mean no?
Sally: I’m keeping hold of this
Sophie: till when?
Sally: until you can be trusted to act like a responsible adult
Sophie: you ever thought about growing one of them Charlie Chaplin mustaches because I think it would really suit you
Sally: not funny soph
Sophie: oh, well neither is this
Sunita: I hate hob nobs
David: why do you think I’m buying them?
Sunita: cheek
David: oh, perks of being the boss isn’t it
Sunits: here come the cavalry
Sally: right, purse…well you might want to use the phone box, purse
Sophie: mum give me a break
Sally: thank you, Sunita can you please make sure that Sophie doesn’t leave the shop today or use a computer or a phone
Sunita: I might need her to do a stockcheck
Sally: well, she can do some stockchecking but she’s not allowed to email or skype and I’ll be back to collect her…
Sophie: I am capable of walking across the road
Sally: you’ve proved you can’t be trusted too, so she’s got to stay here until Kevin or I come to collect her
Sunita: oh ok
Sophie: have a nice day
David: I thought my mum was uptight
Sophie: oh trust me when mum’s on one she makes Gail Platt look like Courtney flaming Love
Sunita: sweetcorn?
Sophie: four
Sunita: there should be five according to this
Sophie: oh there’s one in with the beans…Hi, what are you doing here
Sunita: tomato soup?
Sophie: er
Sian: I’m not here, I’m at church
Sophie: is that what you’ve told them?
Sian: yeah
Sunita: tomato soup? How many? Oh hello
Sian: hi
Sophie: I’m sorry Sunita, um this is the invisible women
Sian: you haven’t seen me
Sunita: best lay of them wine gums
Sophie: hi
Kevin: oh you still here, er, brown sauce
Sophie: yeah course I’m still here, why are you checking up on me?
Kevin: no
Sophie: good
Sunita: over here Kevin
Sophie: couldn’t it have waited until you or my mum escorted me home?
Kevin: no I wanted brown sauce with my pie
Sunita: that’s £1.15 please, oh no just call it a pound, staff discount
Kevin: er, no no no
Sunita: no I insist, don’t let your pie go cold
Kevin: I won’t, cheers, see you 9 o’clock no later
Sophie: don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere, bye
Sian: oh well that was a close shave, Sunita did you hear my heart pounding
Sophie: couldn’t have been louder than mine, I thought he followed you here
Sian: ah no you are being paranoid
Sophie: can you blame me? Prisoner 346 Webster
Sian: thank you Sunita, you’re a lifesaver
Sunita: don’t make a habit of it, I’ve no fight with Kevin or Sally
Sophie: I know I am sorry Sunita
Sunita: they are only trying to protect you, you’ve got to respect that
Sophie: I’m not being funny but did you always respect your parents?
Sunita: but if you can’t you should at least be careful, for everyone’s sake
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