Showing posts with label 24th September 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 24th September 2010. Show all posts

Monday, 27 September 2010

Sophie and Sian 24th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 24th September 2010



Rosie: Jason! Jason what you doing now?
Jason: I’m going home for a snooze
Rosie: no you’re not your coming with me
Jason: where?
Rosie: Sheffield
Jason: why?
Rosie: I need to go and pick up my sister
Jason: what dressed like that?
Rosie: Jason this is an emergency
Jason: alright well I can go if we take the sport
Rosie: ah, that is so vain, anyway it’s only got two seats
Jason: well does your man know I’m taking his car?
Rosie: right we haven’t got time for questions, anyway you can talk, that’s a wardobilcle nightmare. Right anyway come on

Sian: where have you been?
Sophie: I’ve rang home, I’ve rang Rosie, she’s coming to get us
Sian: Sophie!
Sophie: I know but we’ve got nowhere to stay tonight
Sian: that’s why I’m looking
Sophie: yeah but Sian we have got no money, okay. Look Sian, it was going to end sooner or later you know that
Sian: no I don’t
Sophie: stop being such a mardy
Sian: oh you’ve picked up the lingo haven’t you
Sophie: Sian
Sian: I’m being serious, with you just sneaking of behind my back making decisions when we’re supposed to be a couple
Sophie: we are a couple, okay
Sian: your family is going to stand by you, we both know full well Soph that mine won’t

Sally: Kev are you in? Any word? What’s wrong?
Kevin: this
Sally: hi dad had to lend your car, soz lol Rosie, ps it’s well urgent, well Rosie can’t drive
Kevin: one missing, one killed in a car wreck, where did we go wrong Sal?

Rosie: ah, my dad’s been ringing me again
Jason: you sure you know how that thing works?
Rosie: of course I do, if I wanted to I could get us from to say the pyramids
Jason: yeah well lets just get to Kay’s CafĂ© Sheffield ey
Rosie: ah, it’s losing battery, come on
Jason: that’s not going to help is it, why don’t we just get out and ask someone?
Rosie: I am not walking around like this
Jason: well you should have got dressed properly before we set off
Rosie: well why don’t we just keep driving round, I’m sure we’ll come across it
Jason: yeah we’ll just drive round till we see it ay, because petrol’s free and Sheffield’s tiny
Rosie: ah, this is just dead
Jason: it’s mad isn’t it, my brother and your sister
Rosie: what about them?
Jason: well both saying they’re like this
Rosie: I think it’s really cool
Jason: some girls these days you can’t tell, I mean they’re always holding hands and stuff aren’t they
Rosie: Jason, Sophie and Sian are in love, they ran away from home because the world can’t except that
Jason: wait a minute, let me ask this fellow, excuse me mate, do you know where Kay’s caf is, it’s near the bus stop and some trees

Rosie: Sophie!
Sophie: she’s here
Sian: what is she wearing?
Rosie: well it was an emergency actually
Sophie: wait, what’s he doing here?
Rosie: I need a driver
Sophie: does he know?
Rosie: what about you two, of course he does, he loves it don’t you Jason
Jason: listen I’m Mr Gay Weatherfield
Sian: is there any need for sarcasm?
Jason: no seriously I am
Rosie: yeah plus his brother’s gay
Sian: is he?
Jason: yeah gayest, completely gay, doesn’t mean we don’t love him though
Rosie: and anyway Sian being a lesbian is like wearing a badge of honour, I so wish I was one
Jason: why don’t you give it a whirl Rosie, eh
Rosie: Jason shut up go and pay the bill
Jason: me?
Rosie: yes you, I mean we’ve got no money
Sophie: are they going mad?
Rosie: yeah they are worried sick and they are really confused but you heard Jason, if Eileen Grimshaw can get her head around it so can mum and dad
Sian: have they spoken to my parents?
Rosie: I don’t think so
Sophie: look Sian, it’ll be fine
Rosie: I mean yeah it will be hard at first but eventually they will get their head around it
Sian: my dad screams at the TV when a woman has short hair, well I want to stay here because I’m not ready to go just yet
Sophie: Sian, no, look we have got to go home
Rosie: come home
Jason: we need to hurry up and decide because I’m parked on single yellows outside
Rosie: no look just take all the time you need

Sally: I’m going to try her again
Kevin: everything’s falling apart
Sally: her phones not even on now
Kevin: probably broke it, you’ve seen the way she bashes it against things to try and make it work
Sally: she gets that from you
Kevin: where the hell have you been?
Sally: dressed like that
Rosie: right it was an emergency
Kevin: I hope you’ve not been driving my car
Rosie: no I haven’t drove your car, Jason Grimshaw drove it, we had to go and get someone
Sally: what? Sophie
Sophie: please don’t hate me
Sally: where an earth have you been?
Kevin: how can we ever hate you
Sally: where did you get to?
Sian: um, Sheffield
Kevin: Sheffield , why?
Sophie: we just sort of ended up there
Sian: it was nice
Kevin: where did you stay?
Sophie: can we just have a cup of tea and then we’ll tell you everything
Sally: since when did you start drinking tea?
Jason: that’s Yorkshire for you Kev
Sian: we were ok on our own
Sally: ah Sian but your still children, but your back safe and sound, thank you Jason thank you so much
Jason: that’s alright Rosie got it sorted, I just did as I was told
Rosie: yeah I suppose you can go back now and get that snooze
Jason: yeah welcome home Sophie
Sophie: thank you
Jason: just don’t o running off again, that’s the last afternoon I want to spend with your sister
Rosie: good
Kevin: look I’m not complaining but he wouldn’t have been insured
Rosie: Jason Grimshaw is so thick it’s untrue
Sally: Sophie promise me, never do anything like that ever again
Sophie: I won’t
Sally: come here
Sophie: I promise
Sally: you go away a child and you come back making tea

Sophie: you know them cheesy conditioner adverts, I’ve seen the light, it smells like home
Sally: how about roast potatoes, lamb chops and loads of green veg
Sian: ah that will be great thank you
Kevin: sit down, lets get a takeaway
Sally: no I want to get some iron down their necks Kev
Sian: we’re fine Mrs Webster
Sally: luckily, anything could have happened to you
Sophie: mum don’t stress, you know what the doctors have said
Sian: yeah and Soph’s been stressing about you stressing
Sally: we’re a right pair aren’t we
Sophie: mum
Sally: you ran away because of me, because of how you thought I was going to act
Sian: no I pushed her into it, you’re like the most reasonabilist parent ever compared to my dad
Sophie: what?
Kevin: we phoned him up while you were in the shower
Sian: why?
Sally: we had to let him know you were okay
Sophie: well ring him back and tell him she’s fine and she’ll be home tomorrow
Sally: well don’t you think he will want to see that for himself. Sian he is your dad, he will just want to make sure you’re in one piece

Kevin: alright Vinnie
Sally: hi
Vinnie: look at her ey, butter wouldn’t melt
Sian: sorry dad
Vinnie: what the hell were you playing at?
Sophie: we just needed to get away
Vinnie: do me a favour, who’s brainwave was it?
Sophie: me
Sian: no, it was mine
Vinnie: oh I’m Spartacus, thick as thieves you two, right pair of drama queens
Kevin: well they’re back now, that’s the main thing
Vinnie: you reckon, her mum’s loved this, reckons it’s me she was running away from, has done the rounds with all the snobby Southport mates, bad dad Vinnie
Sally: look why don’t you sit down and I’ll make us a cup of tea
Vinnie: no ta, go on go and get your stuff, we needed to get away
Kevin: I don’t know about you Vin but I could murder a beer

Vinnie: she’s a selfish little cow like her mother, thought you had a bit more about you Sian, I mean hav you two had a decent explanation because I know I haven’t
Sally: well it was a bit of an adventure you know rights of passage
Vinnie: you’re grounded till Christmas
Sophie: no
Vinnie: any arguments and it will be Easter, come on shift, ah give me strength, switch of the waterworks and get in the car
Rosie: dad will you do something
Kevin: it’s not my place
Sian: I’ll tell you why we ran away, we’re in love okay, me and Sophie are in love
Sophie: with each other, we’re in love with each other and we’re a couple

Vinnie: you’re not lesbian, ou’re bits of kids
Rosie: um, no Mr Powers, they so are lesbians. They’re like properly in love
Vinnie: this is down to her, you were in love with that Ryan lad 5 minutes ago
Sian: no not like I love Sophie
Vinnie: shut your stupid mouth
Sophie: don’t you dare speak to her like that
Kevin: look it’s a shock, me and Sally know what you’re going through
Vinnie: I’m not going through anything mate, my daughters no flaming lesbian, I mean look at her she can have any bloke she wants when she’s older, this is all own to born again loony tunes
Kevin: hey you’re out of line
Sian: dad we kiss and we hold each other, we’re in love
Vinnie: you grubby cows
Sally: get out of my house, Sian is stopping here, we can accept them for who they are even if you can’t
Vinnie: kids is what they are, you coming or what?
Sian: no
Kevin: go
Sally: I won’t have you disrespected like that, either of you, I’m still not happy about this girls but I am doing my best to accept it and Sian you’re welcome to stay here as long as you want, isn’t she Kevin
Kevin: yeah course she can

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