Friday, 1 October 2010

Sophie and Sian 30th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 30th September 2010



Sian: we missed so much you know, we’re going to be well behind
Sophie: well that’s the least of our worries
Sian: yeah what are we going to tell everyone?
Sophie: I don’t know the truth, we’ve got nothing to hide
Sian: yeah I know but what are we going to tell the teachers
Sophie: I’ll get my mum to write us a note. Dear Sir, Sophie and Sian have been absent because they have been struck down by lesbianitus
Sally: don’t be daft, we’ve got that meeting today we can talk things through
Sophie: yeah thanks for sorting it
Sally :we’re seeing the head at half past ten, can you go and make yourselves decent please


Headmaster: they have missed rather a lot of school
Sally: well as I have said they’ve had personal problems
Headmaster: would you care to elucidate?
Sally: no not really, like I said it’s personal
Headmaster: I hae of course heard the rumors, maybe you would like to use this opportunity to set the record straight
Sally: are you trying to be funny?
Headmaster: not at all
Sophie: well me and Sian are together if that is what you’re trying to get at
Headmaster: so your continued absence from school was due to relationship problems
Sally: they didn’t run of to Lesbos to live in a yurt, things have been difficult for them, impossible, they’ve had a lot to cope with
Headmaster: that may be but running away was not the answer, they have missed so much schooling there is no hope of the catching up
Sally: oh and doesn’t that just suit you fine
Headmaster: Mrs Webster I can assure you…
Sally: you can assure me all you like, I can see exactly what you really think 
Sally: look the fact of the matter is it will be impossible for them to catch up now
Headmaster: shame on you, you just don’t want them here because of the way they are, it’s not like they’ve been on some mad bender drinking and taking drugs, they’re a couple of decent honest hardworking girls that just happen…happened to have fallen in love with each other. Do you know what they don’t deserve this, we’re not all the same, people are as they are, they shouldn’t have to apologise for it and if you took your head out of your backside for one second, you might realise that


Sophie: what are you doing? Trying to spot the signs, see where it all went wrong
Sally: don’t be daft, ah look at that, you had just had your tonsils out. I remember seeing you in that hospital bed, looking all small and pale, I thought I’d die if anything ever happened to you, I loved you so much
Sophie: mum
Sally: all you want to do is protect your kids, keep them safe, you think you can that’s the stupid thing, you actually think you can
Sophie: yeah well you was good today weren’t you, sticking up for us and everything
Sally: it’s a very tough world out there, I mean any kind of different is dangerous
Sophie: I know
Sally: if I could wave a magic wand, right now and make you normal, I’m telling you I’d do it but I can’t so I’m just going to have to wait for the shock to wear off and in time I’ll get used to a different sort of normal
Sophie: ey, I loved them dungarees, I even slept in them sometimes. Do you think that’s what did it?

Previous Part: 27th September 2010

Thursday, 30 September 2010

Sophie and Sian 27th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 27th September 2010



Sally: Sian, why don’t we get you parents over later
Sophie: for what, round 2?
Sally: no for a talk, look I’ve been thinking, I mean we can’t go on like this can we? I mean it’s fine you stopping over here for a few days, but we can’t go on forever can we
Sian: yeah but you saw what my dad was like yesterday
Sally: well we’ll make sure your mum is here too
Sian: yeah and what good is that going to do
Sally: well he’s slept on it, he’s bound to be calmer
Sian: oh I don’t know
Sally: what’s your mums number?


Sally: morning
Rita: hello love
Norris: Sally, I hear your daughters back safe and sound after her well, divertissement
Sally: if I knew what that meant Norris I might be able to answer you
Norris: what was the reasoning behind the disappearance
Sally: I just came in to get something for my cousins birthday
Sally: well you can hardly pretend it’s a well kept secret that your daughters gay
Rita: Norris, why don’t you go and put the kettle on
Norris: I’m not thirsty
Rita: well I am…now then Sally love, how you feeling?
Sally: fine
Rita: well I was just wondering do you fancy going for a coffee later at Roy’s?


Rita: you must be glad to have Sophie back, is Sophie gay? Well how wonderful, how wonderful that you bought her up so well, she knows her own mind and what she wants from life and bright enough to get her head around it. Not so easy for the likes of you and me though ey? And isn’t it great that this is 2010 and she hasn’t got to hide anything, like she would have hen I was younger, and when you were younger
Sally: she’s my baby
Rita: and that hasn’t changed
Sally: I phoned in work, I told Carla the truth that I couldn’t come in because of what had happened and do you know what she said I understand Sally because my niece is a dyke, I mean gay is bad enough, lesbian I struggle with but dyke, why are there so many words for it? Words that sound so hateful, I mean why can’t she just be normal
Rita: she is normal Sally
Sally: she’s a pretty girl she’s got lovely hair, long hair and she wears make up
Rita: oh Sally
Sally: I can’t be honest with her, I can’t tell her I’m struggling with it, if I tell her the truth she’s going to run of again. Pretending is just killing me
 
Kevin: alright
Janet: hiya Sian
Sian: hiya
Kevin: Vinnie
Vinnie: alright
Janet: ah Sian
Vinnie: yeah alright less of the waterworks
Janet: Vinnie
Kevin: look we’ve asked you round here to try and clear the air a bit
Sally: hi
Janet: thanks for putting her up
Sally: that’s ok
Vinnie: look I’m not being funny, I know you two are probably like dead PC and all that yeah but we’re not, pack your bags Sian we’re going
Kevin: hey, Sal’s made some posh coffee through there
Vinnie: come on Sian we can sort this out if we just get you away from here
Sally: and what do you mean by that?
Kevin: Sophie’s not a bad influence
Vinnie: oh isn’t she
Sian: dad!
Sally: hey this isn’t some house of ill repute
Vinnie: funny how my daughter was no lesso before she hooked up with your freak of a daughter
Sophie: dad
Sally: Kevin
Kevin: you just take that back
Vinnie: what is this the playground?
Sally: girls why don’t you go in the conservatory and we’ll try and talk ey
Vinnie: I’m not stopping here
Janet: you are
Sophie: come on Sian
Vinnie: we’ve got nothing to say on the matter
Janet: speak for yourself
Vinnie: oh I stand corrected, yeah I’ve got plenty to say, it’s just you two might not like to hear it because you’re a pair of bleeding heart liberals
Kevin: what?
Sally: how do you take your coffee?
Janet: white, one sugar
Kevin: Vinnie?
Vinnie: I don’t want anything of yours mate
Janet: he has a white, two sugars
Sally: I’ve got some nice biscuits, would you like to sit soft?


Julie: anywho, what Sally like, bunking off, just because their Sophie’s on your bus. I mean you think she would be thrilled. She likes being a cut above that one
Sean: I fell like I should go and talk to them
Julie: as a fellow homosexualist
Sean: I just think it might help, let them know how my mum and dad reacted
Fizz: yeah maybe you should
Julie: oh I remember when my cousin Christopher told me, he was dressed as Liza-Minnelli, he took my hand and he said
Sean: are you blind Julie
Julie: I’m not like other men juge
Fizz: juge?
Julie: oh it’s what he always called me, it was short for juganoshkatwinkletoes, it’s a gay thing
Sean: no it’s not


Vinnie: I know who’s fault this is
Janet: yours for dragging her to too many football matches
Kevin: it’s nobodies fault
Vinnie: it’s yours, for making her go to that church all the time
Janet: since when did going to church turn you gay?
Vinnie: blokes in dresses, it’s not right
Janet: oh shut up Vinnie
Sally: hey, they’re in the conservatory they can here you, you know
Vinnie: she needs kicking into touch
Sally: she needs your support
Kevin: look we know it’s hard to get your head around, don’t think it never knocked us for six but they love each other
Vinnie: and you think this is alright do you?
Kevin: so what if I do? There’s no law against it
Sally: no there has never been a law against lesbians I’ve googled it
Vinnie: there should be a law against you two, encouraging it under your own roof
Sian: dad!
Kevin: you don’t come in to my house and speak to me like that
Sophie: you tell him dad
Vinnie: you invited me, you begged me to stay, you want locking up
Kevin: Sophie’s no fool you know
Sian: yeah and neither am I
Vinnie: no but she’s twisted my daughters mind, she’s abused her
Sophie: oh, shut your mouth
Sian: get a grip
Kevin: get out
Vinnie: Sian’s 15
Sian: I’m 16 actually, that just shows how much you know
Kevin: get out before I throw you out
Janet: Vinnie, I think you better go, you’re being no good to nobody
Vinnie: you don’t scare me mate
Kevin: I’m not your mate, Vinnie
Vinnie: do you know what you sit around here, saying it’s all ok, do your worst, get the weirdo’s married of for all I care because guess what
Janet: he’s always liked the sound of his own voice
Vinnie: I’m over it, I wash my hands of you
Sian: yeah snap
Vinnie: you’re not my daughter anymore
Janet: now you can see why we split up


Sophie: Sian, I hate this. All we seem to be doing is just.. upsetting people.
Sian: Do you know what, stuff ‘em. I can pack school in, I can get a job, get a flat.. we can live together Sophie, you and me
Sophie: Sian, you can’t just give everything up, chuck everything away, just like that, just because of me
Sian: It’s not just because of you is it, it’s because of me. Because of them in there, my so-called mum and dad, my so-called family, and my so-called life
Sophie: Look, they’ll come round to the idea. I bet any money on it
Sian: There’s not enough money in the world to bet on that one.

Janet: look I know it comes out all wrong but he means well
Sally: well he didn’t seem that well-meaning before
Janet: and I kind of know where he’s coming from, I mean the age of them, Sally
Sally: I mean, I might not go to church like you do Janet but I did bring both my girls up with very good morals
Rosie: ah my god, I have never been poked and prodded so much in my life, hey babe, if I had a pound for every guy that pinched my bum today,I could get a boob job the size of Jordan
Janet: hi
Rosie: don’t look down your nose at me, Rosie went to private school
Janet: which one, St Trinians?
Sally: I can’t see why Sian can’t live with you, I’m sure she would absolutely love that, I mean you are her mother
Janet: look I’ve got no problem with our Sian being a gay, each to their own I say it’s just…
Sally: well hallelujah at that, at last
Janet: well things are really hard at the moment, I’ve got this new partner, he’s just moved in
Sian: I don’t want to live with you anyway
Janet: joesph they call him, sells fruit machines, place is full of them
Sian: my bedroom is full of them you mean
Sally: well if her own mother doesn’t want her
Janet: don’t make me out to be the villain; I’m a good mother
Sally: oh yeah your love life is more important than your daughter
Janet: well she never went without did you Sian?
Sally: well she’s going without a roof over her head
Janet: I’ve never had much luck in my life have I Sian?
Sian: oh so it’s you I get that from is it?
Janet: and I really want to make a go of it with joesph
Sally: I wonder why you ever had kids in the first place
Janet: thanks for the tea, only er
Rosie: I don’t understand what the problem is, lesbians are well cool, especially the lipstick ones
Janet: I’ve got no problem with lesbians, no matter what flavour they come in, you know where I am if you need me love


Sian: Thank you Sally, for sticking up for me with my mum and dad, I wish they were like you, I wish you were my mum
Sally: don’t say that Sian, I’m hardly mother Theresa
Sian: no I mean it
Sally: do you need to get some more stuff from your dads? You can stay here as long as you want obviously under the condition that you behave yourselves
Rosie: yeah so that means no ripping each others clothes off while we’re watching midsummer murders
Sally: Rosie
Sophie: come on we took the vow of chastity, lets go and unpack some more of your stuff ey
Sian: ok, thank you
Rosie: oh isn’t it great
Sally: what?
Rosie: the whole lesbo vibe I love it
Sally: I hope you don’t turn into one and all
Kevin: hows it going?
Sally: I hate this
Kevin: you’re doing great
Sally: no I’m not I keep thinking
Kevin: what?
Sally: she’ll never have a family
Kevin: look it’s different from when we were young, course she can have a family,  she can have as many kids as she wants, adoption…
Sally: oh alright, you don’t have to go into detail

Next Part: 30th September 2010
Previous Part: 24th September 2010

Monday, 27 September 2010

Sophie and Sian 24th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 24th September 2010



Rosie: Jason! Jason what you doing now?
Jason: I’m going home for a snooze
Rosie: no you’re not your coming with me
Jason: where?
Rosie: Sheffield
Jason: why?
Rosie: I need to go and pick up my sister
Jason: what dressed like that?
Rosie: Jason this is an emergency
Jason: alright well I can go if we take the sport
Rosie: ah, that is so vain, anyway it’s only got two seats
Jason: well does your man know I’m taking his car?
Rosie: right we haven’t got time for questions, anyway you can talk, that’s a wardobilcle nightmare. Right anyway come on

Sian: where have you been?
Sophie: I’ve rang home, I’ve rang Rosie, she’s coming to get us
Sian: Sophie!
Sophie: I know but we’ve got nowhere to stay tonight
Sian: that’s why I’m looking
Sophie: yeah but Sian we have got no money, okay. Look Sian, it was going to end sooner or later you know that
Sian: no I don’t
Sophie: stop being such a mardy
Sian: oh you’ve picked up the lingo haven’t you
Sophie: Sian
Sian: I’m being serious, with you just sneaking of behind my back making decisions when we’re supposed to be a couple
Sophie: we are a couple, okay
Sian: your family is going to stand by you, we both know full well Soph that mine won’t

Sally: Kev are you in? Any word? What’s wrong?
Kevin: this
Sally: hi dad had to lend your car, soz lol Rosie, ps it’s well urgent, well Rosie can’t drive
Kevin: one missing, one killed in a car wreck, where did we go wrong Sal?

Rosie: ah, my dad’s been ringing me again
Jason: you sure you know how that thing works?
Rosie: of course I do, if I wanted to I could get us from to say the pyramids
Jason: yeah well lets just get to Kay’s CafĂ© Sheffield ey
Rosie: ah, it’s losing battery, come on
Jason: that’s not going to help is it, why don’t we just get out and ask someone?
Rosie: I am not walking around like this
Jason: well you should have got dressed properly before we set off
Rosie: well why don’t we just keep driving round, I’m sure we’ll come across it
Jason: yeah we’ll just drive round till we see it ay, because petrol’s free and Sheffield’s tiny
Rosie: ah, this is just dead
Jason: it’s mad isn’t it, my brother and your sister
Rosie: what about them?
Jason: well both saying they’re like this
Rosie: I think it’s really cool
Jason: some girls these days you can’t tell, I mean they’re always holding hands and stuff aren’t they
Rosie: Jason, Sophie and Sian are in love, they ran away from home because the world can’t except that
Jason: wait a minute, let me ask this fellow, excuse me mate, do you know where Kay’s caf is, it’s near the bus stop and some trees

Rosie: Sophie!
Sophie: she’s here
Sian: what is she wearing?
Rosie: well it was an emergency actually
Sophie: wait, what’s he doing here?
Rosie: I need a driver
Sophie: does he know?
Rosie: what about you two, of course he does, he loves it don’t you Jason
Jason: listen I’m Mr Gay Weatherfield
Sian: is there any need for sarcasm?
Jason: no seriously I am
Rosie: yeah plus his brother’s gay
Sian: is he?
Jason: yeah gayest, completely gay, doesn’t mean we don’t love him though
Rosie: and anyway Sian being a lesbian is like wearing a badge of honour, I so wish I was one
Jason: why don’t you give it a whirl Rosie, eh
Rosie: Jason shut up go and pay the bill
Jason: me?
Rosie: yes you, I mean we’ve got no money
Sophie: are they going mad?
Rosie: yeah they are worried sick and they are really confused but you heard Jason, if Eileen Grimshaw can get her head around it so can mum and dad
Sian: have they spoken to my parents?
Rosie: I don’t think so
Sophie: look Sian, it’ll be fine
Rosie: I mean yeah it will be hard at first but eventually they will get their head around it
Sian: my dad screams at the TV when a woman has short hair, well I want to stay here because I’m not ready to go just yet
Sophie: Sian, no, look we have got to go home
Rosie: come home
Jason: we need to hurry up and decide because I’m parked on single yellows outside
Rosie: no look just take all the time you need

Sally: I’m going to try her again
Kevin: everything’s falling apart
Sally: her phones not even on now
Kevin: probably broke it, you’ve seen the way she bashes it against things to try and make it work
Sally: she gets that from you
Kevin: where the hell have you been?
Sally: dressed like that
Rosie: right it was an emergency
Kevin: I hope you’ve not been driving my car
Rosie: no I haven’t drove your car, Jason Grimshaw drove it, we had to go and get someone
Sally: what? Sophie
Sophie: please don’t hate me
Sally: where an earth have you been?
Kevin: how can we ever hate you
Sally: where did you get to?
Sian: um, Sheffield
Kevin: Sheffield , why?
Sophie: we just sort of ended up there
Sian: it was nice
Kevin: where did you stay?
Sophie: can we just have a cup of tea and then we’ll tell you everything
Sally: since when did you start drinking tea?
Jason: that’s Yorkshire for you Kev
Sian: we were ok on our own
Sally: ah Sian but your still children, but your back safe and sound, thank you Jason thank you so much
Jason: that’s alright Rosie got it sorted, I just did as I was told
Rosie: yeah I suppose you can go back now and get that snooze
Jason: yeah welcome home Sophie
Sophie: thank you
Jason: just don’t o running off again, that’s the last afternoon I want to spend with your sister
Rosie: good
Kevin: look I’m not complaining but he wouldn’t have been insured
Rosie: Jason Grimshaw is so thick it’s untrue
Sally: Sophie promise me, never do anything like that ever again
Sophie: I won’t
Sally: come here
Sophie: I promise
Sally: you go away a child and you come back making tea

Sophie: you know them cheesy conditioner adverts, I’ve seen the light, it smells like home
Sally: how about roast potatoes, lamb chops and loads of green veg
Sian: ah that will be great thank you
Kevin: sit down, lets get a takeaway
Sally: no I want to get some iron down their necks Kev
Sian: we’re fine Mrs Webster
Sally: luckily, anything could have happened to you
Sophie: mum don’t stress, you know what the doctors have said
Sian: yeah and Soph’s been stressing about you stressing
Sally: we’re a right pair aren’t we
Sophie: mum
Sally: you ran away because of me, because of how you thought I was going to act
Sian: no I pushed her into it, you’re like the most reasonabilist parent ever compared to my dad
Sophie: what?
Kevin: we phoned him up while you were in the shower
Sian: why?
Sally: we had to let him know you were okay
Sophie: well ring him back and tell him she’s fine and she’ll be home tomorrow
Sally: well don’t you think he will want to see that for himself. Sian he is your dad, he will just want to make sure you’re in one piece

Kevin: alright Vinnie
Sally: hi
Vinnie: look at her ey, butter wouldn’t melt
Sian: sorry dad
Vinnie: what the hell were you playing at?
Sophie: we just needed to get away
Vinnie: do me a favour, who’s brainwave was it?
Sophie: me
Sian: no, it was mine
Vinnie: oh I’m Spartacus, thick as thieves you two, right pair of drama queens
Kevin: well they’re back now, that’s the main thing
Vinnie: you reckon, her mum’s loved this, reckons it’s me she was running away from, has done the rounds with all the snobby Southport mates, bad dad Vinnie
Sally: look why don’t you sit down and I’ll make us a cup of tea
Vinnie: no ta, go on go and get your stuff, we needed to get away
Kevin: I don’t know about you Vin but I could murder a beer

Vinnie: she’s a selfish little cow like her mother, thought you had a bit more about you Sian, I mean hav you two had a decent explanation because I know I haven’t
Sally: well it was a bit of an adventure you know rights of passage
Vinnie: you’re grounded till Christmas
Sophie: no
Vinnie: any arguments and it will be Easter, come on shift, ah give me strength, switch of the waterworks and get in the car
Rosie: dad will you do something
Kevin: it’s not my place
Sian: I’ll tell you why we ran away, we’re in love okay, me and Sophie are in love
Sophie: with each other, we’re in love with each other and we’re a couple

Vinnie: you’re not lesbian, ou’re bits of kids
Rosie: um, no Mr Powers, they so are lesbians. They’re like properly in love
Vinnie: this is down to her, you were in love with that Ryan lad 5 minutes ago
Sian: no not like I love Sophie
Vinnie: shut your stupid mouth
Sophie: don’t you dare speak to her like that
Kevin: look it’s a shock, me and Sally know what you’re going through
Vinnie: I’m not going through anything mate, my daughters no flaming lesbian, I mean look at her she can have any bloke she wants when she’s older, this is all own to born again loony tunes
Kevin: hey you’re out of line
Sian: dad we kiss and we hold each other, we’re in love
Vinnie: you grubby cows
Sally: get out of my house, Sian is stopping here, we can accept them for who they are even if you can’t
Vinnie: kids is what they are, you coming or what?
Sian: no
Kevin: go
Sally: I won’t have you disrespected like that, either of you, I’m still not happy about this girls but I am doing my best to accept it and Sian you’re welcome to stay here as long as you want, isn’t she Kevin
Kevin: yeah course she can

Previous Part: 23rd September 2010

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Sophie and Sian 23rd September 2010

Sophie and Sian 23rd September 2010



Sian: oh sugar
Sophie: it’s alright, I’ve been awake for ages
Sian: Sorry
Sophie: don’t be, I’m glad your pants at sneaking out, means I’ll never wake up to a note on the pillow
Sian: I’m not going anywhere Soph, okay, except for work


Mickey: alright
Sophie: hi
Mickey: you shouldn’t put those into together
Sophie: why not?
Mickey: lights and darks, that’s a recipe for disaster, I should know I learnt the hard way, this used to be white
Sophie: oh okay
Mickey: I’ll help you sort through it, lights in this pile
Sophie: okay
Mickey: and darks over there
Sophie: okay, so you and gabby are you?
Mickey: no no no way, she’s not my type
Sophie: oh okay
Mickey: woah, call that a dark?
Sophie: oh sorry I’ve not really done anything like this before
Mickey: I guessed as much, don’t worry your in good hands
Sophie: cheers, look if there’s anything I can do for you, then you know, woah, what you doing?
Mickey: doing what you wanted since you first arrived, better things for us to be doing than washing
Sophie: wait
Mickey: come on, I’m helping you out aren’t I? so how about you scratch my back
Sophie: you have got to be joking me, you touch me one more time and I’m calling the coppers okay


Sian: what’s up with you has the smell got too much? Are you alright?
Sophie: I’ll be okay
Sian: look I know it’s hard being away from home
Sophie: it’s not that
Sian: then what is it? Soph tell me because you’re scaring us now…what’s been going on?
Sophie: nothing he just tried it that’s all
Sian: oh he did did he? Right
Sophie: sian, he just tried for a snog
Sian: yeah and did he take no for an answer
Sophie: well eventually
Sian: eventually, I know you’re in there you scumbag
Mickey: what are you playing at?
Sian: oh you’re asking me that? Making a move on her the minute my backs turned
Mickey: alright I got the wrong end of the stick, I’m sorry, I backed off it’s no biggie
Sian: well it is to me
Mickey: who are you her mum?
Sian: I happen to be her girlfriend actually
Mickey: so you two are…
Sian: do you want me to draw you a picture
Mickey: if you like
Sian: oh you are a serious sleezeball, Sophie get your stuff packed
Mickey: ey, come on it was a misunderstanding, there’s no need to be hasty, we can still be mates, good mates
Sophie: I don’t think so somehow, do you?


Sian: and I thought it was me he had the hots for
Sophie: oh jealous are you?
Sian: I was trying to be funny
Sophie: yeah well it wasn’t, okay, it was scary because I didn’t know how far he was going to try and push it
Sian: I’m sorry
Sophie: don’t be, you were brilliant, you never think someone’s going to be there for you like your dad
Sian: you’re comparing me to Kevin
Sophie: not in a bad way, it’s just no one’s ever stuck up for me before like that, I actually felt safe with you there
Sian: you would have done the same for us
Sophie: would I? I mean yeah I would have tried but I’m not as strong as you
Sian: come of it, we wouldn’t be together if it wasn’t for you
Sophie: in this mess more like
Sian: you er, you don’t regret it do you?
Sophie: us, no, this, come on Sian, we’ve got no money, no home, no mobile, no clean clothes. We clearly can’t go on like this
Sian: we knew it wasn’t going to be easy, anyway I thought you just said I made you feel safe
Sian: yeah well you do but you can’t do everything can you. I really just think we should go home
Sian: right my dad is not Kevin, he is not going to understand this and when he doesn’t understand something he kicks of big style
Sophie: what are we going to do then ey? Where we going to go? Where we going to sleep?
Sian: I don’t know but I will think of something, okay? Promise


Sophie: Rosie, yeah yeah I know I should have called earlier, no, no, I’m not hurt, no Rosie I just want to come home, I just want to come home

Previous Part: 20th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 20th September 2010

Sophie and Sian 20th September 2010



Sian: have you scraped those properly because last time I had great dollaps of food stuck to it
Mickey: alright sorry mate, you look proper fed up Sian, listen a few of us are going to go and see a bit of comedy tonight, why don’t you come with?
Sian: I’m skint
Mickey: you’re always skint, here you are in sunny Sheffield and all you ever see is inside this crappy place
Sian: yes tell me about it…what’s up? Soph don’t cry
Sophie: we’ve been chucked out of our room
Sian: no, how come?
Mickey: bet you’ve been taking fellows back haven’t you
Sian: as if
Sophie: Sian we’re a week behind with the rent
Sian: I don’t suppose she gave you the deposit back did she?
Sophie: what do you think?
Sian: well this is a nightmare, so we’ve got no room and no money, what we going to do now?


Mickey: there you go
Sian: cheers thanks
Mickey: I got it out the bin, hope you don’t mind, it’ll be fine, I ran a damp tea towel over it
Sian: Mickey, stop winding her up
Sophie: god you’re hysterical you
Mickey: it has been said, ah don’t stress about finding somewhere you can crash at mine?
Sian: really?
Mickey: it’s a bit rough round the edges but
Sian: so beggers can’t be choosers
Mickey: you’ll have to sleep on the floor
Sian: that all right with us isn’t Soph
Mickey: if you’re interested give me a shout
Sian: thank you…Sophie
Sophie: yeah well I don’t care Sian we hardly know him, what if he’s some kind of perv or something
Sian: he’s alright and anyway it’s not like he’s living on his own, there’s ten other students
Sophie: I suppose there’s safety in numbers
Sian: exactly and it’s only going to be for a night or two, yeah…yes


Rita: hello Kevin, love any news?
Kevin: no the police have no new leads
Norris: you want to get it on cimewatch
Kevin: not been a crime though has there, they’ve only ran away
Rita: Sophie’s a sensible girl I’m sure she’ll be alright, thanks love
Kevin: see you
Rita: bye


Sian: when you said it wasn’t five star luxury, I didn’t…
Mickey: I wasn’t kidding…Craig leaves his keys every time he gets trashed
Sophie: and does Craig get trashed a lot
Gabby: only every night
Mickey: Gabby, lets just say we’re not on our landlords Christmas card list, bathroom through there, kitchen this way…Daddy’s home
Craig: one bowl of sugar puffs all day
Mickey: Craig, Sophie, Sian
Sophie and Sian: hi
Craig: hi
Mickey: go on son, weave your magic
Craig: ah nice one
Sophie: is that?
Mickey: from work? Past it’s sell by
Sophie: and what if the boss finds out?
Mickey: she won’t
Craig: the boss should pay him a proper wage
Sian: yeah and me
Sophie: yeah but
Mickey: It’s not robbing Soph, not really
Sian: it’s recycling
Mickey: exactly, recycling in a throw away world, I’ll er put them in the west wing Craig


Mickey: sorry about the bed
Sian: let me guess did Craig break it trampolining
Mickey: gabby actually, trampolining for two, if you catch my drift
Sophie: nice
Sian: we’ll be fine with this lot on the floor thank you because we’ve got a sleeping bag anyway
Mickey: ah cool, come through to the lounge when you’re ready, couple of beers before we head out
Sian: great thank you…will you crack a smile he didn’t have to put us up
Sophie: I don’t like it
Sian: and I do
Sophie: come on Sian the whole place stinks of weed, I’m sure that Craig guy was skinning up as we walked past the lounge
Sian: it’s there house and they can do what they want when they’re paying rent because we’re not
Sophie: I just
Sian: Soph don’t
Sophie: be honest was home worst than this
Sian: er, yes
Sophie: be honest
Sian: alright well I had a bed at home
Sophie: yeah a bed, hot water, a bath without a flaming tree growing in the middle of it
Sian: er, but I didn’t have you did I? and I never will if I go back now because my dad will have me under house arrest until I’m old enough to get my pension, we might not like everything they do but they are not forcing us to join in
Sophie: yeah well what if he asks you to steal of off Mrs Griffiths
Sian: um he's not Fagin, and it’s probably just blag to impress us because he calls a living room a lounge and he’s probably got a grade 8 in piano and his parents probably live in Surrey
Sophie: he’s probably got a sister with a pony called toots
Sian: toots? What are you on?
Sophie: I don’t know it’s all this passive smoking, it’s going to my head

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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Reactions to Sophie and Sian 10th September 2010

Reactions to Sophie and Sian 10th September 2010



Rosie: hello
Sophie: it’s me
Rosie: er, Sophie, ah what are you doing?
Sophie: I’m just ringing to let you that, well that I’m okay, we’re okay and just to tell everyone not to worry
Rosie: right where are you?
Sophie: it doesn’t matter where I am, will you just let mum and dad know please
Rosie: er, no no Sophie, you have to come home now, you here me you hav to come home…Soph


Kevin: why didn’t you call us? I told you to call us if she phoned
Rosie: dad I did call you
Kevin: yeah after she hung up
Rosie: well how could I call you if I was speaking to her, if I called you she would have just hung up, why do you think she ran away in the first place? Look she was just on the phone for one minute, she just wanted to let you know she was ok
Kevin: you told her to come home?
Rosie: yes
Kevin: so did she say anything? Give any clues about where she was?
Rosie: no 
Kevin: so we don’t know anything
Rosie: well we know that she’s safe and that she’s happy
Kevin: did she say she was happy
Rosie: I don’t know maybe,
Kevin: well did she sound happy
Rosie: well she sounded like you sound when you ring your mum and dad, tell them your fine and not to worry


Rosie: bangers and mash
Kevin: did she say anything, that might give us a clue about where she is?
Rosie: dad how many times, she didn’t want us to know, she just wanted to tell us that she was ok
Kevin: she’s 15 out there on her own
Rosie: yeah well she’s not on her own is she
Kevin: two of them out there
Rosie: anyway what was going on before with you and Molly?
Kevin: what do you mean?
Rosie: dad, I’m not stupid she was seriously cheesed of with you, nd I just don’t understand why
Kevin: it was nothing
Rosie: what the way that you were speaking to her, I know what it was
Kevin: what?
Rosie: Tyrone, she was angry at you because you sent Tyrone on that breakdown and he nearly missed the birth of his baby…am I right or am I right?
Kevin: yes you’re right
Rosie: thank you, my private education was not wasted, I do understand people


Sunita: I need a quick word, Ashley, did you hear about Simon?
Ashley: what about him?
Sunita: he had a fight with Aadi over a toy and that’s how he got hurt
Ashley: so it wasn’t Claire or Sophie?
Sunita: no it was no ones fault, it was just an accident, and we shouldn’t have said those things
Ashley: no you shouldn’t
Sunita: no excuses, we were wrong, please tell Claire how sorry I am, really


Ashley: I was going to phone you, it was Simon he had a bit of a scrap with Aadi and that’s how he got hurt
Claire: really?
Ashley: well this is good news, it had nothing to do with you or Sophie
Claire: yeah
Ashley: and your going to be getting a lot of apologies, from Sunita and Peter
Claire: that doesn’t matter, what matters now is my two boys, now come here
Ashley: it’s good to have you back, we’ve missed you
Claire: I missed you too, I shouldn’t have run away
Ashley: no you’ve had to put up with a lot of cruel accusations
Claire: I threw a few around too, I wish I could say sorry to poor Sophie
Ashley: at least you can start getting things back to normal now

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Reactions to Sophie and Sian - 6th September 2010

Reactions to Sophie and Sian - 6th September 2010



Kevin: I could have swung for Dev, as if either of them could have hurt a kid, where’s Sal put my sarnies?
Rosie: so did you tell them? Why they really ran away
Kevin: it’s none of their business is it
Rosie: what that you two are anti-gays
Kevin: we are nothing of the sort
Rosie: yeah until it come to your own daughter
Kevin: oh shut up and eat your breakfast
Rosie: she could have gone to aunt Debbies
Kevin: not likely to have gone there, besides she would have told us
Rosie: well, not if they made something up
Kevin: ay, your right, it’s worth a try, hi Debbie it’s me, Kevin, your brother, I know I keep meaning too but you know what it’s like, so how’s things, ah that’s good. Er, listen you’ve not heard anything from our Sophie have you? No she’s kind of run off, no no with a mate, right I’d just thought I’d check anyway, no we just had a bit of a row, something and nothing, listen give us a ring if she does get in touch yeah, alright will do bye
Rosie: you know it is pathetic, you can’t even tell your own sister, I bet you’d prefer it if they were child beaters
Kevin: just lay off will you, I don’t care what they are, I just want them back safe and sound
Rosie: yeah well if you and mum hadn’t reacted the way you did maybe she’d still be here
Kevin: yes alright alright, look we will get her back, somehow


Tyrone: yeah ok, that’s no problem, we’ll be there as soon as, bye bye…watch it
Kevin: sorry
Tyrone: are you ok?
Kevin: yeah
Tyrone: that was a break down
Kevin: right
Tyrone: look do you want me to
Kevin: no you finish here…hello, yeah, really, when was this? Ah hat’s brilliant, yeah yeah of course I know, alright, yep cheers thanks, bye…that was the police, been a sighting of two girls in Manchester, reckon it might be them
Tyrone: fantastic
Kevin: do us a favour, take that break down?
Tyrone: yeah course
Kevin: cheers mate


Kevin: sorry I told you now
Sally: don’t be daft, it could have been them, I wish to god it had been
Kevin: here come here, at least it means they are out looking for them, which is something
Sally: yeah I suppose so, I’ll just go and see Rosie, see if she’s heard ought
Kevin: okay

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Sally: well if you could let me know if she gets in touch, thanks bye
Kevin: no luck
Sally: I’m scraping the barrow now, I’m ringing friends she hardly knows
Kevin: at least they know to keep a look out
Sally: it’s only a waste of time, if she was with somebody responsible, they would have rung now and said she was alright
Kevin: it’s 8 o’clock, if she arrived somewhere late last night
Sally: they still would have rung, it’s all my fault
Kevin: ay, it’s not
Sally: if she hadn’t been terrified about what I said
Kevin: Sally stop blaming yourself
Sally: my own daughter and she can’t talk to me
Rosie: no news
Kevin: no, we’ve rung everyone we can think of, I was up till 2 this morning searching
Rosie: I would say happy birthday dad but
Kevin: thanks, some birthday ay,
Rosie: well if she’s anything like me mum when I ran away, she’ll soon come to her senses
Kevin: yeah Rosie’s right
Sally: yeah and if something happens to her before then, what then?


Police officer: you’ve rung absolutely everyone she knows?
Sally: we’ve just drawn blanks, that’s a recent picture of her by the way
Police officer: how is she for money
Sally: well she’s got a couple of hundred in a savings account, as far as I know that’s it. I don’t know whether Sian has anything
Police officer: and can you think of any reason why she might have run away
Sally: she left this note
Police officer: we had to get away, please understand, what does she mean?
Sally: Sophie and Sian have had a very close friendship just lately, it has something to do with that
Police officer: well, most girls have got a very close friendship with someone
Sally: it’s more than that, I don’t know how to put it, they have feelings for one another
Police officer: you mean they’re…
Kevin: we think they might be lesbians
Police officer: I see
Bill: so it’s true
Sally: I thought it had just been gossip but she told Kevin yesterday, she was worried that I wouldn’t approve, we think that’s why they’ve gone
Police officer: okay well we’ll get these details circulated
Kevin: what are the odds of finding her?
Police officer: most people that run away come back fairly quickly
Sally: and the rest?
Police officer: I can’t generalise Mrs Webster, every police force in the country will be notified as well as all the missing persons agencies, we’ll do everything we can to find your daughter


Bill: it will just be a phase they are going through
Kevin: maybe
Bill: it’s got to be, she’s had boyfriends
Kevin: if you do Weatherfield, I’ll look in Manchester
Bill: alright, no sweat
Lloyd: everything ok, Kev?
Kevin: nah, our Sophie’s run away from home
Michelle: oh no
Lloyd: when was this?
Kevin: last night with her mate Sian
Michelle: have you told the police?
Kevin: there’s only so much they can do, isn’t there, me and my dad are going to have a look for her now
Lloyd: I’ll get Eileen to put out an alert
Bill: ay, brilliant
Michelle: yeah and if there’s anything I can do Kevin
Kevin: thanks


Ashley: have you heard the latest?
Claire: what?
Ashley: Sophie and Sian have run away from home
Claire: no
Ashley: because they’re lesbians folk are saying
Claire: when was this?
Ashley: yesterday evening
Claire: another thing I’ll get the blame for I suppose
Ashley: you didn’t turn them
Claire: no but I did blow their cover
Ashley: you’ve done nothing wrong
Claire: I know one thing, you were right when you said I was taking on to much, if I’d listened to you none of this would have happened
Ashley: I just wonder if there’s more to this than meets the eye
Claire: how do you mean?
Ashley: maybe Sophie and Sian have done something to hurt Aadi and that’s why they’ve run away
Claire: surely not
Ashley: makes more sense than them running away because they are gay
Claire: oh I wish I could run away somewhere


Michelle: well, I thought I knew Sian, I mean she went out with our Ryan
Leanne: did he never expect anything?
Michelle: he never said ought to me
Rita: well this is all idle speculation till we know the whole story
Norris: I don’t know why everyone’s so surprised, there isn’t a young women round here who’s not normal
Rita: you see you’ve set him of now
Norris: but it’s true, look at her sister Rosie, she walks around half naked and Tina lived in a darkened room with a mentally ill window cleaner
Rita: he was quite happy with his banknote till you came in
Norris: yeah a bank note from Becky’s sister, I am amazed you didn’t check it was a fake
Michelle: well I’m with you on that one Norris, she’s a nightmare
Rita: is it a fake?
Norris: well the watermark seems alright and the foil strip doesn’t tear
Rita: so it’s not a fake?
Norris: yeah so we were lucky, this time
Leanne: you know I had a crush on a girl when I was 13, well it was more hero worship than anything, I soon grew out of it
Michelle: well the important thing is that they don’t come to any harm
Rita: exactly


Claire: she’s still giving me the evil eye
Ashley: just ignore her
Claire: so much for a relaxing drink
Rita: she’s a sensible girl and from what I know of Sian she’s the same, they are not going to do anything stupid
Sally: if only I’d realised what the were going through
Rita: Sally, you couldn’t be a better mother if you tried, stop reproaching yourself
Sally: Lloyd any news?
Lloyd: afraid not no
Michelle: is this Sophie?
Lloyd: yeah all we can do is keep looking
Eddie: funny isn’t it that, them running of like that
Ashley: oh hilarious
Eddie: no I’m on your side, everyone’s calling Claire for what happened to Dev’s kid but your not telling me them two lasses didn’t have something to do with it
Sally: ay, I beg your pardon
Eddie: well, why else would they run off unless they’ve got something to hide
Rita: come on Sally we don’t have to listen to this and you keep your grubby little thoughts to yourself in future, ok, come on Sally
Michelle: do you know what Eddie, you should have one of them spam filters fitted, you know between your brain and your gob


Anna: ay, Ashley, Claire have you heard heard about Sophie and Sian?
Ashley: yes
Anna: well sorry
Claire: there’s no getting away from it anywhere
Dev: is that the best news ever or what
Kid: yeah
Sunita: that is the best news ever
Claire: hiya how’s Aadi?
Sunita: much better thanks, should have him home next week
Dev: so glad you care
Ashley: look we’ve had enough of this victimization, it’s making Claire ill
Dev: ah
Sunita: Dev didn’t mean anything funny
Ashley: do you know Sophie and Sian have run away? If they had a clear conscience about Aadi, why would they do that?


Rosie: hello, Sophie, Sophie where are you? Sophie are you alright? Mum and dad have been out of their minds, they’ve had the police round and everything. Right where are you? And is Sian with you? Right where did you stay last night?
Sally: is that Sophie? Sophie where are you? Uh listen I’m sorry if you, Sophie? She’s hung up


Kevin: it’s no good, just keeps ringing out
Sally: are you sure she didn’t give you any clue as to where she was?
Rosie: yes positive
Sally: well didn’t you think to ask her?
Rosie: well I might have done mum if you hadn’t snatched the phone of me
Sally: I can’t believe she rang off
Kevin: maybe she just ran out of change
Sally: she hung up on me Kevin, she couldn’t bear to talk to me, why didn’t you explain to her that I wasn’t angry?
Rosie: if I hadn’t made her promise to call I doubt she would have rang at all
Kevin: what are you talking about?
Rosie: I saw her when she was doing a runner
Kevin: so why didn’t you tell us?
Sally: or why didn’t you stop her more like?
Rosie: because there was o stopping her because she was determined to go and you know what I really don’t blame her, she knew that you wouldn’t understand and she was right
Sally: that’s not true, there’s nothing she could do that I wouldn’t forgive
Rosie: mum she’s done nothing to forgive, she just wants to be herself and you can’t hack that and she knows it


Sunita: he’ll be home soon, thank god, it’s over
Dev: no not until those girls have paid for what they’ve done
Sunita: we don’t know they’ve done anything
Dev: don’t we? By running away they might aswell have signed the confession
Sunita: not necessarily, there could be other reasons
Dev: such as
Sunita: Claire was telling the truth when she said they were having a relationship
Dev: what, how do you?
Sunita: right under my nose in the shop, you couldn’t fail to miss it
Dev: and how long has this been going on
Sunita: for months I reckon
Dev: what she’s lied to her mum all this time, over and over again and took her for a fool
Sunita: she was scared, they both were
Dv: scared well how scared do you think they’d be after almost killing our son? How willing they were to tell more lies to cover their tracks, listen this does not make them less guilty it makes them more so, yes, yes


Sally: how does she expect me to react? Put up a bunting throw a coming out party
Rosie: she just wants to fill loved
Sally: she is and she always will be but she’s a child, she’s too young to be making decisions like this
Rosie: mum it isn’t a decision
Sally: isn’t it, I mean girls her age all fads and passing fancies, you used to walk around like something out of the Addams family but you grew out of it
Rosie: well I’m nothing like Sophie and plus you don’t just grow out of your sexuality
Kevin: block picked it up, it’s a payphone in town, I’m going there now
Rosie: I’m coming
Kevin: no you stay here with your mum, let me know if Sophie calls back, it will be alright love


Rosie: mum, at least Sophie’s still into girly stuff like clothes and makeup and that
Sally: what
Rosie: well you know she’s really quite feminine, she’s not like Doc Martins and flannel shirts and that
Sally: and you lecture me on prejudice
Rosie: ah, no luck then
Kevin: nope, it was round the corner from the coach station
Sally: ah no
Kevin: someone in the cafĂ© remembered seeing them but didn’t know where they were going
Sally: they are going to be miles away by now
Kevin: I’ve narrowed it down a bit, there was only three departures from her call to me getting there
Sally: great, so there somewhere between here and Bournemouth or Leeds and Glasgow
Kevin: at least it’s a start, the police are going to check the CCTV at the coach station, see which bus they boarded and try and work out when they were going to get off from the time they bought the ticket
Sally: they’ll have got to ground by then, they could be sleeping god knows where, it’s dangerous on the streets especially for young girls
Kevin: Sophie’s got a good head on her shoulders
Rosie: yeah dad’s right mum she won’t go taking any risks
Sally: what the hell do you think this is? I just want her home Kevin, I just want her home


Dev: I’m going to go and have a word
Sunita: no let me handle this, we don’t want  confrontation
Dev: no I want the truth and quite frankly I’m not fussed how we get it, Sally
Sally: yes
Sunita: Sally sorry to bother you, I know you’re going through a difficult time
Dev: yeah is it true that your Sophie’s run away
Sally: that’s right but I’m sure she’ll be back soon
Dev: yeah you think so, she said anything about what happened to my son?
Sally: like what exactly?
Dev: you want me to fill in the blanks
Kevin: one more crack like that and I’ll fill you in pal
Sally: look, I know what you’re thinking and what people are saying but I’m telling you this, I’m proud of my daughter because whatever else she is she is a good kid with a good heart, she is no liar and she would never ever do anything to harm another human being let alone a child
Sunita: we know that Sally
Sally: I don’t think you do, any of you and that is one of the reasons she is out there now, a frightened kid who doesn’t know where to turn. Now I’m sorry for what happened to your child but I swear if I hear any of you making vile accusations at my daughter again it will be me you have to hold back not my husband
Sunita: happy now…come on

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