Sophie and Sian 24th September 2010
Rosie: Jason! Jason what you doing now?
Jason: I’m going home for a snooze
Rosie: no you’re not your coming with me
Jason: where?
Rosie: Sheffield
Jason: why?
Rosie: I need to go and pick up my sister
Jason: what dressed like that?
Rosie: Jason this is an emergency
Jason: alright well I can go if we take the sport
Rosie: ah, that is so vain, anyway it’s only got two seats
Jason: well does your man know I’m taking his car?
Rosie: right we haven’t got time for questions, anyway you can talk, that’s a wardobilcle nightmare. Right anyway come on
Sian: where have you been?
Sophie: I’ve rang home, I’ve rang Rosie, she’s coming to get us
Sian: Sophie!
Sophie: I know but we’ve got nowhere to stay tonight
Sian: that’s why I’m looking
Sophie: yeah but Sian we have got no money, okay. Look Sian, it was going to end sooner or later you know that
Sian: no I don’t
Sophie: stop being such a mardy
Sian: oh you’ve picked up the lingo haven’t you
Sophie: Sian
Sian: I’m being serious, with you just sneaking of behind my back making decisions when we’re supposed to be a couple
Sophie: we are a couple, okay
Sian: your family is going to stand by you, we both know full well Soph that mine won’t
Sally: Kev are you in? Any word? What’s wrong?
Kevin: this
Sally: hi dad had to lend your car, soz lol Rosie, ps it’s well urgent, well Rosie can’t drive
Kevin: one missing, one killed in a car wreck, where did we go wrong Sal?
Rosie: ah, my dad’s been ringing me again
Jason: you sure you know how that thing works?
Rosie: of course I do, if I wanted to I could get us from to say the pyramids
Jason: yeah well lets just get to Kay’s Café Sheffield ey
Rosie: ah, it’s losing battery, come on
Jason: that’s not going to help is it, why don’t we just get out and ask someone?
Rosie: I am not walking around like this
Jason: well you should have got dressed properly before we set off
Rosie: well why don’t we just keep driving round, I’m sure we’ll come across it
Jason: yeah we’ll just drive round till we see it ay, because petrol’s free and Sheffield’s tiny
Rosie: ah, this is just dead
Jason: it’s mad isn’t it, my brother and your sister
Rosie: what about them?
Jason: well both saying they’re like this
Rosie: I think it’s really cool
Jason: some girls these days you can’t tell, I mean they’re always holding hands and stuff aren’t they
Rosie: Jason, Sophie and Sian are in love, they ran away from home because the world can’t except that
Jason: wait a minute, let me ask this fellow, excuse me mate, do you know where Kay’s caf is, it’s near the bus stop and some trees
Rosie: Sophie!
Sophie: she’s here
Sian: what is she wearing?
Rosie: well it was an emergency actually
Sophie: wait, what’s he doing here?
Rosie: I need a driver
Sophie: does he know?
Rosie: what about you two, of course he does, he loves it don’t you Jason
Jason: listen I’m Mr Gay Weatherfield
Sian: is there any need for sarcasm?
Jason: no seriously I am
Rosie: yeah plus his brother’s gay
Sian: is he?
Jason: yeah gayest, completely gay, doesn’t mean we don’t love him though
Rosie: and anyway Sian being a lesbian is like wearing a badge of honour, I so wish I was one
Jason: why don’t you give it a whirl Rosie, eh
Rosie: Jason shut up go and pay the bill
Jason: me?
Rosie: yes you, I mean we’ve got no money
Sophie: are they going mad?
Rosie: yeah they are worried sick and they are really confused but you heard Jason, if Eileen Grimshaw can get her head around it so can mum and dad
Sian: have they spoken to my parents?
Rosie: I don’t think so
Sophie: look Sian, it’ll be fine
Rosie: I mean yeah it will be hard at first but eventually they will get their head around it
Sian: my dad screams at the TV when a woman has short hair, well I want to stay here because I’m not ready to go just yet
Sophie: Sian, no, look we have got to go home
Rosie: come home
Jason: we need to hurry up and decide because I’m parked on single yellows outside
Rosie: no look just take all the time you need
Sally: I’m going to try her again
Kevin: everything’s falling apart
Sally: her phones not even on now
Kevin: probably broke it, you’ve seen the way she bashes it against things to try and make it work
Sally: she gets that from you
Kevin: where the hell have you been?
Sally: dressed like that
Rosie: right it was an emergency
Kevin: I hope you’ve not been driving my car
Rosie: no I haven’t drove your car, Jason Grimshaw drove it, we had to go and get someone
Sally: what? Sophie
Sophie: please don’t hate me
Sally: where an earth have you been?
Kevin: how can we ever hate you
Sally: where did you get to?
Sian: um, Sheffield
Kevin: Sheffield , why?
Sophie: we just sort of ended up there
Sian: it was nice
Kevin: where did you stay?
Sophie: can we just have a cup of tea and then we’ll tell you everything
Sally: since when did you start drinking tea?
Jason: that’s Yorkshire for you Kev
Sian: we were ok on our own
Sally: ah Sian but your still children, but your back safe and sound, thank you Jason thank you so much
Jason: that’s alright Rosie got it sorted, I just did as I was told
Rosie: yeah I suppose you can go back now and get that snooze
Jason: yeah welcome home Sophie
Sophie: thank you
Jason: just don’t o running off again, that’s the last afternoon I want to spend with your sister
Rosie: good
Kevin: look I’m not complaining but he wouldn’t have been insured
Rosie: Jason Grimshaw is so thick it’s untrue
Sally: Sophie promise me, never do anything like that ever again
Sophie: I won’t
Sally: come here
Sophie: I promise
Sally: you go away a child and you come back making tea
Sophie: you know them cheesy conditioner adverts, I’ve seen the light, it smells like home
Sally: how about roast potatoes, lamb chops and loads of green veg
Sian: ah that will be great thank you
Kevin: sit down, lets get a takeaway
Sally: no I want to get some iron down their necks Kev
Sian: we’re fine Mrs Webster
Sally: luckily, anything could have happened to you
Sophie: mum don’t stress, you know what the doctors have said
Sian: yeah and Soph’s been stressing about you stressing
Sally: we’re a right pair aren’t we
Sophie: mum
Sally: you ran away because of me, because of how you thought I was going to act
Sian: no I pushed her into it, you’re like the most reasonabilist parent ever compared to my dad
Sophie: what?
Kevin: we phoned him up while you were in the shower
Sian: why?
Sally: we had to let him know you were okay
Sophie: well ring him back and tell him she’s fine and she’ll be home tomorrow
Sally: well don’t you think he will want to see that for himself. Sian he is your dad, he will just want to make sure you’re in one piece
Kevin: alright Vinnie
Sally: hi
Vinnie: look at her ey, butter wouldn’t melt
Sian: sorry dad
Vinnie: what the hell were you playing at?
Sophie: we just needed to get away
Vinnie: do me a favour, who’s brainwave was it?
Sophie: me
Sian: no, it was mine
Vinnie: oh I’m Spartacus, thick as thieves you two, right pair of drama queens
Kevin: well they’re back now, that’s the main thing
Vinnie: you reckon, her mum’s loved this, reckons it’s me she was running away from, has done the rounds with all the snobby Southport mates, bad dad Vinnie
Sally: look why don’t you sit down and I’ll make us a cup of tea
Vinnie: no ta, go on go and get your stuff, we needed to get away
Kevin: I don’t know about you Vin but I could murder a beer
Vinnie: she’s a selfish little cow like her mother, thought you had a bit more about you Sian, I mean hav you two had a decent explanation because I know I haven’t
Sally: well it was a bit of an adventure you know rights of passage
Vinnie: you’re grounded till Christmas
Sophie: no
Vinnie: any arguments and it will be Easter, come on shift, ah give me strength, switch of the waterworks and get in the car
Rosie: dad will you do something
Kevin: it’s not my place
Sian: I’ll tell you why we ran away, we’re in love okay, me and Sophie are in love
Sophie: with each other, we’re in love with each other and we’re a couple
Vinnie: you’re not lesbian, ou’re bits of kids
Rosie: um, no Mr Powers, they so are lesbians. They’re like properly in love
Vinnie: this is down to her, you were in love with that Ryan lad 5 minutes ago
Sian: no not like I love Sophie
Vinnie: shut your stupid mouth
Sophie: don’t you dare speak to her like that
Kevin: look it’s a shock, me and Sally know what you’re going through
Vinnie: I’m not going through anything mate, my daughters no flaming lesbian, I mean look at her she can have any bloke she wants when she’s older, this is all own to born again loony tunes
Kevin: hey you’re out of line
Sian: dad we kiss and we hold each other, we’re in love
Vinnie: you grubby cows
Sally: get out of my house, Sian is stopping here, we can accept them for who they are even if you can’t
Vinnie: kids is what they are, you coming or what?
Sian: no
Kevin: go
Sally: I won’t have you disrespected like that, either of you, I’m still not happy about this girls but I am doing my best to accept it and Sian you’re welcome to stay here as long as you want, isn’t she Kevin
Kevin: yeah course she can